It´s my Birthday, Darling

diciembre 4, 2007

So this woman on
She was on an airplane, and
she was flying to meet her fiance,
sailing high above the widest ocean on planet earth.
she was seated next to this man, who
you know, she’d tried to start a conversation with,
but really the only thing she had heard him say was
to order his bloody mary.

and she’s sitting there and she’s reading this
very ardous magazine article about a third-world country
that she couldn’t
even pronounce the name of.
she’s feeling very bored, very despondent.

and then suddenly, there was this huge mechanical failure,
and one of the engines gave out.
they started just falling, 30,000 feet.
and the pilot’s on the microphone, and he’s saying,
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Oh, my God, I’m sorry,”
and apologizing, and she looks at the man and says,
“Where are we going?”
He says, “We’re going to a party.
It’s a birthday party.
It’s your birthday party;
Happy birthday, darling.
We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.”

And he starts humming this little tune
That sounds like this:

A one, two,
A one-two-three-four.


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